May 16
You’re (air) Fryed
In December 2021, you asked me one time to bring over my pet puppy and an air fryer. What a random request — an air fryer… cause you needed it to make some Italian Zucchini Balls? I also don’t have a pet puppy so I brought a pet paper llama…
I asked if you would ever consider getting an air fryer — as I said I am in the market for one for my own future kitchen. You adamantly said no. No air fryer — and you have one anyways .
Fast forward 4 months April 2022, I’m in my new place and happy I got a good deal on the Costco Air Fryer for $39.99 Gourmia — 7 Qt, which is significantly better deal than market price outside of Costco. I have you over for lunch. Lazy People lunch — air fryed buffalo chicken. You dont say anything to me that day to compliment it — you say thank you and appreciate it — but I guess my amazing cooking skills #lazypeoplerepublic got on your mind. Unbeknowst to me, you went home and thought to replicate it — in your oven — but you are disappointed because it took an hour for the chicken to cook thoroughly and it is not nearly as cripsy as my air fryer chicken.
Fast forward mid May — you ask me if I have any other errands to run after Home Depot — I say Costco? with a timid smile — knowing that I could spend half a day there browsing aisle by aisle. You had mentioned a day before that you wanted to check out something at Costco on text, but I forgot to ask you what it was you wanted to check out. It dawned on me that I never asked you what it was you wanted to check out.
“ You’re going to laugh at me”.
“what is it?”
“An Air Fryer”
WHAT. #MINDBLOWN. And you explain that my amazing cooking skills got to you and you see the benefits of an air fryer =D
We get to your car — a 2 door car— I find it a monumental momment to film — I turn on my camera asking you what we learned today — expecting you to say that I was right all along. Instead you look at your car and say we learned that either Nicole fits in my car or my new air fryer fits in my car but not both… since the trunk space is apparently useless and not even tall enough to hold a box 15.00 x 11.00 x 14.00 Inches box. So in goes Nicole with the 10 lb airfryer on top of her lap for the duration of the trip.
