Me: I want a doodle or poodle! They’re so cute!
Boo: No.. no doodles…
Me: Pout. Why not????
Boo: Why do you want a doodle or a poodle?
Me: Well… they’re hypoallergenic. I really need a hypoallergenic dog if I’m going to get a dog… can’t really deal with dust and what not because of my allergies.
Boo: Why do you want a hypoallergenic dog? You’re not hypoallergenic… You shed everywhere……..
I’m DED.
