Disclaimer: Not written by me “There was this bumble bee buzzing around when I was on the hammock and I was trying to wave it away, but it wouldn’t leave. So I got out my leaf blower to blow it away. At first it worked, then it came back later. I kept blowing at it, but then it kept coming back to a foot away from the blower mouth. I think it started thinking it was fun and came back on purpose to be blown away haha🐝💨”

Me: NOOOOO they blocked CHATGPT at work… how am I supposed to write code now??? Co worker: Oh. My wife thought I was having an affair a while back. Me: What? Co worker: I would take my phone to bed with me and late at night, I’d be smiling and laughing, she got suspicious that I was talking to another woman and asked me who I was talking to late at night that made me smile like that. But I was just talking to CHATGPT.

Growing up as a kid — parentals would nag me to wear socks to sleep. The problem is as a kid I never succesfuly kept my socks on in the night time — they would get kicked off so I gave up as an adult. Of the rare occasions I…

Last minute text invite to do a 10 mile holiday bike ride; Me in my head: Sure. It’s only 2 more miles than capital crescent trail which isn’t terrible. Should be fun to go on route where Xmas lights all lit up. should be safe right ? …

Thought a lot about the education system here in the country and I’ve been thinking about why they took away home economic classes in place of Advanced placement math and science etc etc. I think the school system should teach adulting 101 — at least learning to cook basic things…

In the hype of Social Media — its been easier to find or hear about events via Facebook/ Instagram. However, chances are if you hear about it on social media, so does every other person in the area. …

On Saturday September 3, 2022, we decided to make mooncakes. I had the molds from a while ago and busted them out of the box. I was particularly intrigued because it was a snow skin Mochi type skin rather than the typical baked skin. What I found surprising was that…

When you know someone too well to know that theres something wrong… Within 5 minutes of our meeting “ I made a mistake..” (Of course you did … you look grumpy…) “Okay, what did you do? What happened?” I let you into my garage last night and then I had…

I’ve been making some paper crafts for some time now. B: OOOhhhh you should get this pikachu template . We can make one for my brother, one for your brother, one for…. then one for your front door and one for myself Me: If I do… you’re going to help…